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Spam of the Week

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. Alfred A. Montapert

I like this one. It’s not “I noticed your page count is low on Google,” or some broken English praise in the vaguest of terms. It’s just a nice little quote. Okay, it’s a quote from an obscure 1970s self help writer that some bot probably pulled from one of the far too numerous quote sites on the internet. Still, it shows some effort.

As always, the Spam of the Week actually gets posted in the comments. Spam under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult.


Spam of the Week

Здравствуйте представляю Вашему вниманию сайт где все бесплатно – софт, игры, программы, фильмы, обои, фотошоп и многое дургое но не можете найти здесь есть все что нужно, программы, игры, софт, книги, журналы, фильмы заходим качаем, бесплатно скачать ключи eset nod 32

Всегда свежие ключи Nod 32 здесь Ключи Nod 32
Здесь можно скачать любые свежие фильмы совершенно бесплатно фильмы бесплатно

I love Russian. It sounds beautiful and it looks beautiful. I can even recognize a few words from my dimly remembered college language requirement. I tried to use Babel Fish to translate it, but apparently Babel Fish doesn’t recognize actual Cyrillic.

As a prize, this spam actually gets posted in the comments. Do not click the spam. Do not take candy from spam. Do not get into a car with spam. If you see spam, go find your parents immediately.

Spam II

I can’t wait until Google swallows everything there is to know about me and starts sending me targeted advertising 24/7. At least then I won’t get spam about young driver insurance. Yo! I’m not young and I barely ever drive!

Spam I

It’s always nice when one of the commenters on my blog tells me I’m incredible. It would be even nicer if it wasn’t one of the spam comments, but I’ll take what I can get.