Spam of the Week
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. Alfred A. Montapert
I like this one. It’s not “I noticed your page count is low on Google,” or some broken English praise in the vaguest of terms. It’s just a nice little quote. Okay, it’s a quote from an obscure 1970s self help writer that some bot probably pulled from one of the far too numerous quote sites on the internet. Still, it shows some effort.
As always, the Spam of the Week actually gets posted in the comments. Spam under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult.