There are over 300 registered superheroes in America. Seriously. People who dress up in costumes and go out and fight crime.
Abin Sur of the Green Lantern Corps is mortally wounded facing an unknown enemy. He crash lands on earth, where his magic green ring Hal Jordan, reckless and irresponsible jet pilot, to become the heir of the greatest Green Lantern ever known. Can the new, reluctant Green Lantern overcome his fear, save the planet earth, and get the girl? Don’t bother watching the movie, it’s not worth finding out.
Wimpy, asthmatic Steve Rogers just won’t quit, whether it’s getting beat up by bullies or trying to get into the army to fight Hitler. His perseverance gets him a spot on a special team trying out for a scientific experience. His intelligence and valor wins him the chance to become the first super soldier. The experiment is a success, but a spy kills the lead scientist. One super soldier is not enough for the army, so he ends up in a traveling musical selling war bonds. Will he ever get his chance to fight for America? Of course, dummy. It’s a gorram movie!